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Last post by Ronin 8 Jul 2005 13:17
saw it friday.... awesome movie. this is the best of the marvel films so far imo. it was a lot better than the old dolph lundgren film 
I have not heard of it before, got any info on it to share?
Aaaahhhh...the Punisher movie circa 1990ish.
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Camera pans through a dank and grungy sewer. Gradually panning further into an open area where one sees the shadowy, uber-muscled, and kneeling body of a very naked (peek-a-boo, I see you!) Dolph. The alter of violence he has laid out before him is Rambo's wet dream.
Cue Dolph speaking in a narrative voice over, which is gravelly, flat, congested, and about as passionate and entertaining as the rat droppings decorating the teenage mutant ninja turtle surroundings: "God....why must the guilty go unpunished...."
At this point I switched to a rerun of "Beauty and the Beast".
Ah I remember it now!!
Elvin Ruler
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posted 28 Apr 2004 05:52
Hmmm...perhaps the new one will be a bit better? Of course, I'm now interested in the older one, just for its cheesiness. ^_^
hmmm maybe we should see if someone can find a screen shot of it?
Ask and ye shall be subjected....
"Gawd...why must the moviegoers go unpunished....."
-Dirt? Check
-Sweat? Check
-Monochromatic Street Gear? Check
-Big Ass Gun? Check
-The Entire Afghanistan Munitions Stockpile? Check
Ladies and Gentlemen...we have Testostervision.
*rolls on the floor laughing*
Oh boy do I remember this!
Your right! it looks hillarious!
Like some `OTT for the silent era` production out of my mates antquarian DVD collection.
Has anyone noticed his hands not on the trigger?
I saw this movie in the theater and now have the DVD version. When I read the back cover of the DVD case where it says "The Punisher a Tale True to it's Marvel Comics Origin" I thought "no it isn't!"
Though this movie is way better than the the old Dolph Lundgren film, it still misses the mark in being true to the comic. Things like the Punisher's career before becoming a vigilante and where his family was killed and how were just a few of the differences. I could have let it slide if I did not see the claim on the box that the movie stayed true to the comic story line
Actually, his finger is on the trigger... the other trigger you see is the lower mounted granade launcher.
...I'm a nerd...
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