Sounds like it's too late for the rubber gloves now...

I lost my sense of adventure when my daughter was born. Sorry! *quickly looks for the nearest exit and slowly starts moving towards it*

*pounces Ashke* Oh no you're here now we wont let you go!!

And you are right, Im a huge mercedes lackey fan! Especially vanyel and tannim! Gotta go now!

I gotta get the rugrat to school

Hello? Okay, okay, I'll do the friendly thing and say Hi.

Yes! Another newbie down...er, I mean, poor Ashke! *smirk* This one actually tried to escape. Impressive. It failed, of course, but still, it *is* impressive.

Yes, you must watch out for Lyon, she undresses her Ken and Joe dolls and puts them in uncanonical positions.

Even for yoga masters

Sounds like the Raven fanfic story or something. Ah well, looks like it's too late to back out now!

Hello Cricket!

Originally posted by Tengu Yes, you must watch out for Lyon, she undresses her Ken and Joe dolls and puts them in uncanonical positions.

grin .. they've never objected. and Imi-Condor .. baby! ain't you done in there yet? the fumigators are on a schedule here, so could you hurry up with the ravishment and subsequent moral decline of poor Ashke? they gotta spray the place for fleas.....

I don't wanna know how fleas got into the frisking room. I'm praying that it's just because one of Katse's cats (heh) got in there, oh please let that be the reason.

... there's a large smelly Condor in there, and you're blaming the CATS? grin.

Ya'll keep an actual condor in there?! Cooool...I may have to go in there some time and take a look around.

Don't look at me! I don't have fleas and all my shots are up to date! Except maybe rabies . . . . .

Lola saying ''Hola" *rolls eyes at own stupid humour* I saw vaseline and rubber gloves listed on the Newbies Activities Sheet. *pouts* Why wasn't I offered the special treatment? I may project a wine and roses side to me, but a gal needs her nasty. In any case, just stopped in to offer up a Margarita and some chips and salsa. Just back from 8 lovely days in Mexico, or I would have welcomed you sooner. *leaves chips and salsa and heads for the door*

Wow...now they're asking for the nasty?! Wow guys, ya'll have quite a find here. Lola might deserve another round. Hope you enjoyed your trip to Mexico. I *love* Mexican food. Enchiladas, Chile Rilleno (I think that's how you spell it...I like to eat, not spell), all that wonderful food that you can literally feel clog your arteries. Wonderful. Where in Mexico did you go?

I dont know Lola Imi certainly was not meant to scimp on the frisking with you. Maybe Imi was having an off day and should try again?

Moi?..Scrimp On Frisking?.. I NEVER scrimp on my Frisks!! I enjoy corrupting our newbies into debauchery and chaos too much to ever scrimp! . Funny tho, Ive recieved death threats and paternity suits over Frisking, dont think Ive come across a complaint of Not enough Frisking!

Well read up Imi Lola wanted vaseline and rubber gloves as well

Lola, Ashke... What do you think?

Paternity suit? eeps. Good thing I'm a mere little Cricket, don't have to worry about such things.

Heh...maybe you should use protection first, Imicondor? Gotta keep the world population down, ya know. Course, you could just sell the little tykes into slavery or something. ^_^

*saunters back through the door, singing...* What Lola wants, Lola gets... *shows members array of whips and chains and fur lined handcuffs* Thought I would bring my own props to the Welcoming Party. *looks around room* Any takers?

Ok baby! Lets do this!

Hi Lola! Hope you and Imi have fun! I'll bring a video camera!

You could make a profit from that Ashke....or one of those newbie safety videos.

Just incase we need to blackmail somebody at a later date!

Too late Ashke....Ive already sold Lolla/ Cep "welome Par-tay" video to E! News , People magazine and uploaded it on the net... So far its taking more hits than the Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton ones~! AAAhhh..so good to get rich off these things.. Moral of the story: DONT *intend* to do things..just DO them...and Cep, how many times have I warned ya to LOCK Frisking room when Welcoming Newbies...or to switch off hidden surveillance cameras if you dont want to be seen or make use of those videos yourself??

What the heck have I gotten myself into! *grins*

Heh...I find that when one needs to ask that question...it's best not to ask it. Someone just might answer, and that answer may be terrifying and capable of scarring one for life. *points at scars* See? Not a chance they're going away. Oh...wait...that saying pertains to psychological scars...not physical. Duh. ^_^ Sorry, I get my phrases mixed up sometimes. Brain's a little scrambled, you know.

Oh, thats right, tell me AFTER I've already signed up. You really have to post a warning on this site

Cep, I think Ashka is right, we should definitely post a warning somewhere. And that'll probably appeal more newbies than we'd ever imagine. Mei

Yeah, just see how many nuts we get if we post warnings about frisking and zaniness... Oh...wait...we're all nuts, so does it really matter? Hmmm...but we could get flocks of aspiring crazies. Could be good stuff.

AH but it wont be the same. The frisking and zaniness is a bonus for all those that love Gatch in its various incarnations and its a gift from fellow fans and should only be shared with true Gatchamaniacs. Would it be fair to do otherwise?

Hmm...now that you mention it, probably not. Course, we could tie them up and make them watch Gatch/incarnations until they *become* fans. Get 'em addicted and all that.

Or we could make them watch "Eagle riders"! Nah, thats just too cruel

Eagle Riders isn't the friskiest of series... Perhaps they need to be showered with naughty doujinshi pictures until they give in?

Or make them read Lyon's fanfic! It certainly corrupted me *naughty grin*

Now come, come. We must choose one. It'd be hard to do them all, and most likely it would take a long time. But which one? I'd have to vote against Eagle Riders. We want them to become fans, don't we?

If they read Lyon's fics they would become fans *grins*

True, true.

*sees a line of late middle aged men in raincoats, sunglasses and a hat lining up to buy more of Lyons material*

Men? Thought we'd already let him in on the secret gender-bias of this place.

Ok ok, *amends* *sees a line of late middle aged men in raincoats, sunglasses and a hat lining up to buy more of Lyons material whilst a line of crazed brightly dressed overly excited women are trying to get their copies signed*

woot!!! whips out a pen from hammerspace and starts signing everything in reach .. books, faces, voluptuous and straining body parts... "for a good time, call...."

Guess you better work on a sequel for "best of three" then Lyon!

Ive got a better idea... *grabs Ahske , dons her in Ken's clothes and pushes her into a closet with Lyon....* Writers need inspiration to write sequels Ashke..so start inspiring away... EVIL GRIN...

Oops! I, um, think i made a wrong turn somewhere . . . *hastily looks for a emergency exit* No offense Lyon, but Imi would probably be better at this than me! *glares at Imi* Thanks Imi! Remind me to get you later!

[folds arms across chest and gives Ashke a small, wicked smile] no problem kid, exit's thataway. takes more than Eagle clothing to make an Eagle, hmm? i try not to scare newbies if can possibly help it... saves on the lawsuits.

Hey! I ain't THAT much of a chicken!!!! Bring it on Kitty cat, I can kick ass with the best of them! *mock growls at Lyon*

grin .. you asked for it. The door closes with an ominous lack of sound. lyon holds still until her eyes adjust to the lack of light, the palest of trickles sneaking under the door. The fingers of it reach out to touch grace notes to this closet; a broom, some small stacked boxes, tiny shelves. Clothing rustles as Ashke presses farther back into the darkness. To get away? To escape? No one has ever been afraid before. Always before she had been the one to cower, to hide in the rags of darkness. The sensation of sudden control is a heady rush, pounding in her temples. lyon slides a half a step forward and cocks her head, listening perhaps. Only the half hungry smile on her face gives her away but it is lost in the shadows. "Asssshke?" There is no answer. lyon leans forward, waiting until her eyes pick out the hint of a rapidly beating heart, the flicker of white cloth. She licks her lips and daringly reaches out until clawed fingers hover over the barely seen line of collarbone. "Assssshke. I will not... hurt." Tries to forget the memory of red excitement carved into flesh, the howling anger that was Askura in a rage. The copper taste that made everything sweeter. "It is just Condor, playing as he always does. He will let us out when he is bored." There is an easing of the fear-smell, but it is still there and hard to ignore. lyon whets her lips again and tries once more to be harmless and small. Her hand moves until fingers graze skin, the simplest of caresses. "We have only ... to wait. This is a small game and easy to play." Skin shivers under her touch and she slides just a breath closer. It is strange. Perhaps Ashke has not played this before? It is but another game of hide-and-catch, with Condor and his whiskey eyes to make the rules. At least this time there are no chains. ____________________________ /bows and winks saucily. your turn!

eeeps

I'd feel sorry for Ashke, but she literally asked for it. Sorry, Ashke, but you're on your own. *grabs popcorn and plops on a sofa to watch*

*grabs camera and scootches in next to Elvin*

IMI! HELLLLLP!!!! I'm to young, innocent and virginal for this!!!!! *backs up even further from Condor* Ummm, ah, . . . Nice Condor . . . Be good and I'll buy you a rocket launcher or something. . . .eeps!

*Ashke/eagle attempts to run for the nearest exit* Lemme out you guys! This isn't funny! Jun, Jinpei, Ryu, heck even Nambu . . . SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!

lyon blinks but eventually just starts to chortle helplessly man, i'm good. i killed another one and didn't even cause a single welt. i am getting too good at this. Condor! peel me a grape, i think i am fatigued.

Lol Lyon you know you have a winning way about you, sends them all running as they cant keep up

hey, i use deodorant!

Its not the deodorant its that scary look you get when you play

The twitching tail and seductive grin give it away

grin. s'good thing i have NinjaSam to keep me amused then, hmm? i am NOT that scary, i have no idea where you get these notions from, Firebird. really now. are painting me in a bad light!

*Smoke tendrils lazily curl from quirked lips that spread into a deeper smirk as Condor unlocks the closet door , grabbing hold of an instantly bolting Ashke looking too damn good in Eagles clothes. Takes a moment to give Ashke a slow appreciative once over look before that hot look turns into a friendly smile..* WOAH there ...! A tentative brush with Lyonese in the dark got ya spooked Ashke? You did good to have lasted this long, unscathed , unmarked and unbitten!! You at least showed some bravado and called her bluff, which she called you on unfortunately eh? *grin* Was my fault for donning you in Ken clothes. Lets just say she has a fetish for Eagles, thanks to Ninja. I just like the gleam in her eyes and that hungry look as she savagely grins and drools when she sees that No 1 T shirt or Eagle birdstyle. I love the way shell tentativly reach out to see if that "eagle" is familiar to her..love how she'll sniff the air , senses on high alert..every muscle tensing in atnicipation of either attacking or curiously stroking her victim. How she... excuse me a sec will ya? * A far too turned on Condor winks at Ashke, stubs out smoke...strolls into the closet, punts out Firebird and Cep and locks himself in with Lyon.* * closet starts to rock violently to the sounds of violent struggles outraged cries blended with low amused chuckles *

woot! Imi-chewtoy! ________________________ The light is sudden and startling, the door opening behind her. Before she can do more than half turn, a blur of white and warmth rushs by and Ashke is gone, leaving only a faint scent of fear and cinnamon. She steps uncertainly towards the door as well but it half closes in front of her, and Condor's voice rumbles out. lyon shrinks back. There is amusement in his voice, and Ashke's breathless words ride on top of that deeper current. He is right outside, she can see his fingers curled around the edge of door. If she is to escape she will have to slide out and under his arm, hope that Ashke is not in the way. She hesitates a heartbeat in the twilight, tasting the smokey richness of his words. He has been gone so long. It is a heartbeat too long. He blocks the light, shoulders and hair like waves of smooth water and there is darkness again. This time though the fear smell is hers, and rising excitement. She can almost taste the thickness of his pulse on her tongue. There is a small sound in that intimate darkness and he is laughing, the fingers of it reaching out to touch her face, her body. Shivers as she has done countless times before and finds herself panting with the caress of it. Why does he wait? Impatient Condor, never one to hold back. Takes an uncertain step forward, not sure what the rules have become. "Broke another one, little lyon?" Then his fingers are in her hair and the cruel deepness of his mouth is on hers. His explorations are lazy, possessive and they wash her away in memory and fire. She forgets all that she has learned in the hard months that he has been gone, forgets that she is permitted to say no. There is only darkness and the taste of his lips, the darker pleasure of his hands move over her straining body. If there is pain there is also pleasure, and it has been so long. She has missed him so. _______________________________ i'd go on, but i'd hate to put words into Imi's imagination. what were thinking, to throw me a small one? i think frightened the poor thing half to death! bad Imi, no cookie. next time make sure they are the legal limit, okay? it is so disappointing to have to throw them back into the water.

I think I definitely prefer observing over participating! *grin* I'm just not creative enough!

Thanks for the escape route Imi!

i'd go on, but i'd hate to put words into Imi's imagination.

Too late ...ah poor Lyon far far FAR too late! : The sweet taste of craving hunger from her soft pliant lips become his undoing, casual reacquaintence transformed now into raw need of a powerful reunion. There is no amusement as desire flares into primal passion. Hands that appreciated and graded every curve of her body with comfortable familiarity, now grip her, tightly , pulling her closer to him, the langourous possesive kiss bursting into a deeper, urgent and far more dangerously sensual quality. Breathy whimpermoans resonate intimately with soft groans, electrifying an already highly charged atmosphere in the palpable darkness. The promise of uncontrolled passion is but a second away, till the muffled relieved tones of a voice outside invades their conscious... They break away from the heady kiss with sound gasps , and rapsed out expletives.. Foreheads meet together now, breathy sighs intermingle with harsh breaths in contrast to a minute before. It takes another minute before control is regained. He cups her chin with one hand, a thumb softly carressing her bruised swollen lips, feeling her small smile as he breaks into one also , while Ashke continues to express her utmost relief over her close call , outside. "Shell soon learn there is *no* such thing as an escape route in here, wont she Lyonese?.." he breathes into her ear, brushing away some wayward tendrils from her face and neck , fingers inadvertently gliding over a raised scar on her shoulder.. Eyes lock in the darkness.. ........................................................ Oh whooohooo!!..and Hot dayum that was fun!!..Hadnt done that in a loooooong while! Arent ya glad youre feeding my imagination around my anniversary time? Arent ya glader its the last page of this thread? and Ashke...trust me..we were ALL once just like you...just simple observers...till youre suddenly thrust into the world of participating on threads, posts,m IF's Rp's!! !.... WHOOOHOOOOO!

I'll take your word for it, but stay a simple observer for now!

blink. bloody hell! jeez Imi, warn a girl next time - i just about had a coffee incident when i read that! cracks knuckles and hunkers over keyboard ... then realises has to go to work in ten minutes. hold that thought, k?

Youre kidding me right? (YOure asking a daydreamer with the wildest imagination who already has had wicked mind stray to "hold that thought" ?! *smirks, steadying Lyons coffee cup* Where the heck were ya three years ago when Katse was seductively swirling her wine with a gloved finger to "hold that thought"..?? *Grinwinks and lies on couch , hands behind head, lazily chewing on a straw* Ya know Ashke, Im placing a call to Cep to build you a diving platform...either that or a gangplank ..There ARE no rules to tandem diving off the deep end of the observers cliff into the cesspool of impromptu roleplaying!!! Just close your eyes take a deep breath and ...JUMP !!..

Nah! Its more fun watching you and Lyon.

*sneaks up behind Ashke and pushes in* New plaything!!!! Enjoy Ashke!

Ack! *does a belly flop into the water* Well, crap! there goes another video camera! *mock glares at FB* Gee, thanks, I think.

Aww Ashke you know you wanted to get closer to the action

I know I do

Thank god/goddess I wasn't wearing an eagle costume this time! *climbs out of the water grumbling*

*grins at Cep and pushes him on top of Ashke* Ashke, want to play with Cep?

AW CRAP!!!! *Falls in water again* QUIT DOIN THAT FB! LOL! Sorry Cep, hope you can swim! *climbs out again* Wonder what happens when you get a fire bird wet. Come here FB! *Maniacal laughter as Ashke chases after FB*